Pickles are fucking cool. They are delicious. They are chic and sexy and peppy. They are tangy and juicy and sweet.
But they are also very very ugly.
And I love them all the same.
The boiler breaks
You lose the one receipt you need
You're out of milk
You lock your keys in the house
It rains
You don’t have a brolly
You go to the shop
And forgot the one thing you went for.
You miss the bus
Isn't it ironic?
Nope. Just really shit.
